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AUTOHASH SONG
Melody - Dear Lord, Won't You Buy Me a Mercedes-Benz
Dear Lord, won't you give me a ride to the beer,
My friends are all drinking, and I'm stuck out here,
I'll ride in a Chevy, a Ford or a truck,
If you drive me there I'll throw in a down, down, down, down . . .
BALL GAME
Melody - Take Me Out to the Ball Game
Whip it out at the ball game,
Wave it round at the crowd,
Dip it in jello and Crackerjack,
I don't care if you give it a whack,
Because it's -
Beat your meat at the ball game,
If you don't come it's a shame,
For it's one, two,
And you're covered in goo,
At the old ball game!
BY THE LIGHT
Melody - By the Light of the Flickering Moon
By the light (by the light, by the light),
Of a flickering match,
I saw her snatch,
In the watermelon patch.
By the light (by the light, by the light),
Of a flickering match,
I saw it gleam, I heard her scream,
You are burning my snatch,
With your fucking match.
BYE BYE CHERRY
Melody - Bye Bye Blackbird
Back your ass against the wall,
Here I come, balls and all,
Bye, bye, cherry!
Won't your mother be disgusted,
When she finds your cherry's busted,
Bye, bye, cherry!
Wrap your legs around a little tighter,
I can feel my load is getting lighter,
Shake your ass and wiggle your tits,
Till my little pecker spits,
Cherry, bye bye!
CHAPPED HIDE
Melody - Rawhide
Ballin', ballin', ballin',
That boy he keeps on callin',
His crabs, they keep on crawlin',
Chapped hide!
You thought he was the right one,
But he was a one-night stand one,
He's shootin' blanks with his gun,
Chapped hide!
Pick him up, take him home, ride him hard, make him moan!
Wake him up, saddle up, Send him home!
Chapped hide . . . Yee Haw!!
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DAVY COCKHEAD
Melody - Davy Crockett
Down in the valley where the black grass grows,
There lives a lady without any clothes.
Along came a man with a cap and a stick,
Down went his pants, and up went his prick.
CHORUS:
Davy, Davy Cockhead,
King of the wild fuckers.
Three months past and all was well,
Six months past, oh, what a swell,
Nine months pass, oh, what a shock!
Out came a baby with a nine-inch cock.
DOES A HASHER?
Melody - Do Your Balls Hang Low?
Does a hasher like to walk,
Does a hasher like to run,
Does a hasher like to be where they're having all the fun?
Can he drink a 12-ounce beer,
While his friends all sing and cheer,
Now your time has come.
DON'T SAY NO
Melody - ???
Oh my darling, don't say no,
Onto the sofa you must go.
Up with your petticoat,
Down with your drawers,
You tickle mine,
And I'll tickle yours.
DOUGH, RAY, ME
Melody - Do, Re, Mi
Dough, the stuff, that buys me beer,
Ray, the guy who serves me beer,
Me, the guy, who drinks me beer,
Fa, a long way to the john,
So, I'll have another beer,
La, I'll have another beer,
Tea, no thanks I'll have a beer,
And that brings us back to,
Dough . . . (etc)
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FATHER DAMIEN
Melody - as for "Father Abraham"
Father Damien, had seven toes,
Seven toes had Father Damien,
And he decomposed,
In bits and chunks,
And he always went like this - With a right!
All (shout/actions): And a right! (kick out right leg)
Oops!
Father Damien, had six toes,etc . . .
FURBURGER KING
Melody - Burger King Jingle
Hold my pickle, I'll eat your lettuce,
Cunnilingus don't upset us,
All we ask is that you let us,
Have it your way.
Have it your way - sit on my face,
Have it your way - give us a taste,
Have it your way at Furburger King.
GET IT UP, GET IT IN . . .
Melody - Bonanza Theme
Get it up, get it in, get it out don't mess my hair do
You've got a dick but you should lick, move that tongue around
Hit the spot, make me hot
I will scream out loud
Get it up, get it in, get it out don't mess my hair do
You've got a dick but you should lick, move that tongue around
Suck my toes, insert your hose
Make my juices flow
Get it up, get it in, get it out don't mess my hair do
You've got a dick but you should lick, move that tongue around
When I am done and I have cum
We'll start another round
Get it up, get it in, get it out don't mess my hair do
You've got a dick but you should lick, move that tongue around
GIVE ME THAT GOOD OLD VINO
I like my gin - it helps me get in,
But give me that good old vino.
I like my vino,
It gives me a stand supremo.
CHORUS:
Aye, yi-yi-yi,
Si, si, senora,
My seester Belinda she pissed out the winder,
And filled my brand new sombrero.
I like my Shiner - nothing could be finer,
But give me my . . .
OTHER VERSES:
I like my brandy - it makes me feel randy
I like my Anker - it helps me wank-a
I like my stout - it helps me get out
I like my martini - it's good for the weenie
I like my rum - it helps me come
I like my coke-a - it helps me poke-a
I like my beer - it helps gonorrhea
I like my wine - it stiffens the vine
I like my port - it helps me disport
I like my claret - it stiffens the carrot
I like my liquor - it makes me come quicker
I like my schnapps - it helps cure the clap
I like my Foster - it helps me accost her
I like my Sam Adams - it gives me orgasms
I don't like my Schlitz - it gives me the shits
I don't like my Bud - it softens the pud
I don't like my Zima - it gives me eczema
I don't like my Coors - it tastes like old sewers
I like my cider - it helps me fit inside her
I like my lager - it helps me feel larger
I like my whisky - it makes me feel frisky
I don't like light beer - it makes me queer
I like my champers - it helps fill my pampers
I like my Jack Daniels - it helps me fuck spaniels
I like my Mateus - it makes women loose
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HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Melody - The Addams Family
Their drinking is compulsive and
Their running is convulsive,
They're morally repulsive,
The Hash House Harriers.
CHORUS:
Da da da da (snap fingers twice)
Da da da da (snap fingers twice)
Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da
Their flatulence is rude and
Their genitals protrude when
They're running in the nude in
The Hash House Harriers.
They're always shiggy tracking
From constantly bush-whacking,
Intelligence they're lacking,
The Hash House Harriers.
Da da da da, Down Down, etc . . .
HASHIN' BREW
Melody - That Good Old Mountain Dew
They call it that good ole' hashin' brew, brew, brew,
And them that refuse it are few,
You'll hush up yur mug,
When you down-down yur jug,
Of that good ole' hashin' brew.
Drink it down, down, down . . .
HE WANKS HIS CRANK
He wanks his crank in the morning
He wanks his crank in the night
He wanks his crank with his left hand
and he cleans it up with his right.
HEAD CHANT
Head? Who said head?
I'll take some of that!
And I did, and and I liked it,
And there was much rejoicing.
And then we fucked. We fucked for hours,
Uprooting trees, and shrubs, and flowers.
Like like Vikings, with horns on our head.
Head? Who said head?
I'll take some of that!
HEINEKEN, SCHMEINEKEN
Chant
Heineken, schmeineken,
Fuck that shit!
Pabst . . . Blue . . . Ribbon!
HER LEFT TIT
Melody - My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
Her left tit hangs down to her belly,
Her right tit hangs down to her knee.
If her left tit did equal her right tit,
She'd get lots of weenie from me.
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HERE'S TO __ (BASIC DOWN-DOWN SONG)
Here's to ,
He's true blue, (he's a blue)
He's a Hasher,
Through and through,
He's a pisspot, (he's an asshole)
So they say,
Tried to go to heaven, (he'll never get to heaven)
But he went the other way, (turned out GAY)
So drink it down, down, down . . .
HERE'S TO BROTHER HASHER
Melody - Ach, Du Lieber Augustin
Here's to brother (sister) hasher,
Bother hasher, brother hasher,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.
He's happy, he's jolly,
He's fucked up by golly,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.
So drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.
HERPES FAMILY
Melody - Addams Family
They're goofy and they're itchy,
They make your girlfriend bitchy,
They hide out in her snitchy,
The Herpes Family!
CHORUS:
Da da da da (snap fingers twice),
Da da da da (snap fingers twice)
Da da da da, Da da da da, Da da da da
You can hardly see 'em,
But when you start a-pee'n,
They really get ya screamin',
The Herpes Family!
HE'S A BORN AGAIN PISSTANK
He's a Born again pisstank cause he's seen the light
Of the big neon sing that spells pub.
His prayers have been answered
His cup runneth over
As if he had heard from above.
It'll seem like an angel will piss on his tonsils
Or that horny young barmaid herself
His life's been made different
He's a born again pisstank
And the rest can all go to Hell!
HE'S A HASHER, HE'S OKAY
Melody - Lumberjack Song
He's a hasher, he's okay,
Works all day, comes out to play,
Drinks it down without complaint,
Or he wears it well.
Drink it!
Wear it!
Drink it!
Wear it!
etc . . .
HE'S THE MEANEST
He's the meanest,
He sucks the horse's penis,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.
All he does is pound it,
Ever since he found it,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.
He's always pissing on us,
He's rotten and dishonest,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.
HIS ONE-SKIN
Melody - My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
His one skin hangs down to his two skin,
His two skin hangs down to his three,
His three skin hangs down to his foreskin,
His foreskin hangs down to his knee.
OPTIONAL VERSES:
Roll back, roll back,
Roll back his foreskin for him, for him.
Roll back, roll back,
Please roll back his foreskin for him.
His body lies over the ocean,
His body lies over the sea,
His father lies over his mother,
And that's how they created him.
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I LIKE COCK
Melody - Three Blind Mice
I like cock, I like cock,
See how they rise,
See how they rise,
They fit so nicely and feel so grand,
They come in all sizes, all shapes and brands,
There's nothing finer than making them stand,
'Cause I like cock,
I like cock.
I WANT A BEER
Melody - I Want a Girl Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad
I want a beer, just like the beer
That pickled dear old dad.
It was a beer, and the only beer that Daddy ever had.
A real old-fashioned beer with lots of foam;
It took six men to carry Daddy home,
Oh, I want a beer, just like the beer that wiped out my old man.
ICE THE BITCH
Melody - Do, Re, Mi
Ice the bitch, She Mussel Bitch,
Numb, the price you have to pay,
Sit, right there and down that beer,
Yes, you pissed off the R.A.
Damn, your ass is getting red,
And, your lips are turning blue,
Place, that mug above your head,
And prove you downed that brew.
INCEST TIME IN MELBOURNE
Melody - Yellow Rose of Texas
When it's incest time in Melbourne,
When there's no cunt (dick) to be found,
Your mother's in the bathroom,
With her panties halfway down,
No time for masturbation,
No time to beat your meat,
When it's incest time in Melbourne,
Mother-fucking can't be beat!
LET ME BALL YOU SWEETHEART
Melody - Let Me Call You Sweetheart
Let me ball you sweetheart; I'm in bed with you,
Let me hear you whisper that it's time to screw.
Make your body wiggle in the same old way,
And I'll be back to see you on my next pay day.
Let me call you sweetheart; I'm in bed with you,
Let me pinch your boobies till they're black and blue.
Let me stroke your vulva till it's filled with goo,
Let's play hide the weenie up your old wazoo.
LITTLE PENIS
Melody - I'm a Little Teapot
I'm a little penis short and stout
I'm a little handle and here is my spout
When I get a hard-on I will shout
Contract little vulva and let the semen out!
I'm a little pussy moist and split
Here is my labia and here is my clit
When I get all horny I will shout
Get me up the ass and eat me out!
I'm a little pubic hair soft and curly
I get sticky when they shoot too early
When you rub against me I will shout
Ouch you fuckin' bastard you jut pulled me out!
LONG AND THIN
Melody - Pop Goes the Weasel
Long and thin goes too far in,
And doesn't pleases the ladies;
Short and thick will do the trick,
And bring out proper babies.
Oh our Mary tried it once,
Once is once too many;
Wasn't she a proper dunce?
Did it for a penny.
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MEET THE HASHERS
Melody - Flintstones Theme
Hashers, meet the hashers,
They're the biggest drunks in history,
From the town of Melbourne,
They're the leaders in debauchery.
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years,
Watch them as they down a lot of beers,
Down down, down down down down,
Down down down down down down down down down,
Down down, down down down down,
Down down down down down down down down down.
MISTER BLUE BALLS
Melody - Zip-a-dee-do-dah
Zip-a-dee-do-dah, zip-a-dee-day,
My oh my, what a miserable lay.
Haring is great but, beerings the best,
Time for your down-down, put the ice on the chest.
Slap your ass cheeks 'round that ice hole, it's a fact, it's irrefutable, it's cold right on your pubicals.
Zip-a-dee-do-dah, zip-a-dee-day,
Down-downs are better than your miserable lay.
Mr. Blue Balls formed an icicle
He's all cold and furry too, better find something to screw
Oh zip-a-dee-do-dah, zip-a-dee-day,
Hope you like ice, 'cause that's where you'll stay.
MONDAY IS A WANKING DAY
Leader: Today is Monday!
All: Today is Monday!
Leader: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)
All: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)
CHORUS:
Leader: Are we gonna have a good time?
All: You bet your ass we are!
All: (raise cups over heads and make one complete turn while humming) Da da dut da da, da da dut da da
Leader: Today is Tuesday!
All: Today is Tuesday!
Leader: Tuesday is a finger day! (fingering motion)
All: Tuesday is a finger day! (fingering motion)
Leader: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)
All: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)
CHORUS
Wednesday is a hmmmm day! (stick tongue between 2nd & 3rd fingers)
Thursday is a drinking day! (raise glass in salute)
Friday is a fucking day! (humping motions, cheering, happiness)
Saturday is a hashing day! (running motions, cheering, happiness)day of rest
Sunday is a hashing day (low key, almost quiet)
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NO BLOW SONG
Melody - Looney Tunes Theme
You seem somewhat forgetful,
Remind you? Maybe this'll,
Next time you come, don't be so dumb,
Just bring your fucking whistle!
ORAL SEX
Melody - Oklahoma!
O.......ral sex is every Hasher's dream come true!
With my lips so sweet
Upon his meat
In a moment he'll begin to spew!
O.......ral sex, every night my Honey-Lamb and I
Practice 69
And it's so fine
That it brings a tear to my eye.
Oral sex with a Hasher is grand
'Cause a tongue is more fun than a hand!
So when I say......
Yippee Yippee Oh I A!
That means I'm having
Oral Sex with a Hasher
Oral sex: (spell out) O-R-A-L-S-E-X
Oral sex is.......OK!
PUBIC HAIRS!
Melody - Baby Face
Pubic hairs!
You've got the cutest little pubic hairs,
There's no one else on earth who can compare,
Pubic hairs!
Clitoris or vagina, nothing could be finer than those pubic hairs,
I'm in heaven when I'm in your underwear,
I didn't need a shove, to take a mouthful of,
Those pretty pubic hairs!
PUT YOUR LEFT LEG OVER MY SHOULDER
Melody - Side by Side
Put your left leg over my shoulder,
Put your right leg over my shoulder,
(wag tongue)
La la la la la, la la la la, la la la.
RUBBER DILDO
Melody - Rubber Ducky
Rubber dildo, you're the one,
You make showers lots of fun.
Rubber dildo I'm awfully fond of you.
Boob boop e doo.
Rubber dildo, shaft of joy,
You're a woman's favorite toy.
Rubber dildo you're my very best friend it's true.
Ooh, ooh ah ooh.
Every night when I
Stat to play with my buddy
I am so, doggone happy that I'm not stuck with a buddy.
Rub a dub dubby.
Rubber Dildo, you're so fine
I'm so thankful that you're mine
Rubber Dildo I think I'm in love with you.
(With feeling)
Rubber Dildo, you're so fine,
I'm so thankful that you're mine.
Rubber dildo I think I'm in love with,
Rubber dildo I'd like a whole drawer of,
Rubber dildo I think I'm in love with you.
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SALLY IN THE ALLEY
Melody - Itself
Sally in the alley, sifting cinders,
Lifted up her leg and farted like a man,
Wind from her bloomers blew out six winders,
Cheeks of her ass went BAM! BAM! BAM!
SHORT HYMN
Melody - Amen
(with reverence)
Hymn, hymn, (Her, her,)
Fuck him . . . (Fuck her . . .)
SHORT SONG
Melody - Turkey in the Straw
Oh, the wiggle of her ass would make a dead man come,
And the nipple on her tit is as big as my thumb,
She's a mean motherfucker, she's a great cocksucker,
She's my girl, she fucks!
SOLDIER SONG
Melody - Itself
Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be,
To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee,
For cunt, for cunt, to fight for my country,
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole,
A soldier I will be.
SOUND OF HASHERS
Melody - Do, Re, Mi
Give (name) a beer, a really big beer,
We will watch him drink it down.
Girls, you know if he drinks it all,
He will never get it up.
Oh, the stories sad to tell,
It picked up and then it fell.
You would die if you could see,
(name), slap his tiny wee-wee.
SQUARE DANCE
Melody - ???
Up with the petticoat,
Down with the pants,
In with the pecker,
Everyone dance.
Girls with the rags on,
Up against the wall.
Guys with hardons,
Promenade the hall.
Gals grab your partners,
Firmly by the balls.
Make him holler, make him shout,
Put your pretty ass, up against his snout.
First lady go, second lady pass, third lady's finger up the fourth man's ass.
Finger out, promenade the hall,
Now release the poor gent's balls.
Then down with the petticoat, up with the pants, for this is the end of the
Old Square Dance.
SWEET ANTOINETTE
Melody - Sweet Adeline
Sweet Antoinette,
Your pants are wet.
You say it's sweat.
It's piss, I bet.
In all my dreams,
Your bare ass gleams.
You're the wrecker
Of my pecker,
Antoinette.
SWING LOW, SWEET CHARIOT - INTERNATIONAL HASH HYMN
Melody - Swing Low, Sweet Chariot
CHORUS:
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home,
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.
I looked over Jordan and what did I see,
Coming for to carry me home,
A band of angels coming after me,
Coming for to carry me home.
CHORUS:
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home,
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.
I'm sometimes up and sometimes down,
Comin' for to carry me home,
But still my soul feels heavenly bound.
Comin' for to carry me home.
If you get there before I do,
Coming for to carry me home,
Tell all my friends that I'm coming too,
Coming for to carry me home.
SYPHILIS
Melody - Four and Twenty Blackbirds
Sing a song of syphilis,
A penis full of pus,
Four and twenty pox scabs,
Waiting to be burst.
And when her legs were opened,
Oh what a sight to see,
Oozy gray-green matter,
All running with her pee.
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TAKE ME OUT FOR A GOOD BALL
Melody - Take Me Out to the Ball Game
Take me out for a good ball,
Lay me down on the ground.
Give me your penis and three stiff whacks,
If you come first, I won't ever come back.
For it's shoot, shoot, shoot for the hole please!
I can't believe you're so lame!
From the front, back, side, I don't care!
You're a damn bad lay!
THANK GOD SHE FINALLY SHUT UP
Melody - Looney Tunes Theme
Thank God she finally shut up,
She's always fuckin' bitchin',
Now drink your beer, get out of here,
Get back into the kitchen!
THE BANANA SONG
Melody - Yes, We Have No Bananas
Yes, we have no ba-nan-as,
We have no ba-nan-as to-day.
We've limp ones and thick ones and ravages and sick ones,
And all kinds of dicks and say!
We have an old, fash-ioned cu-cum-ber,
To please you till you slum-ber.
But, yes we have no ba-nan-as,
We have no ba-nan-as today.
THE REAL STORY OF GILLIGAN'S ISLAND
Melody - Gilligan's Island Theme
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started with a drippy dick,
And a cold sore on my lip.
The skipper started getting rough,
He grabbed my scrotum sack,
Pulled it back between my legs,
And shoved it up my crack.
The professor sucked off Mary Anne,
And Thurston Howell the 3rd,
Was nuzzlin' Gilligan's asshole,
Hopin' for a turd.
Mrs Howell and Ginger were doin' 69,
Ginger thought her period was late . . .
But it was right on time!
THERE WAS A LITTLE BIRD
There was a little bird,
No bigger than a turd,
A-sittin' on a telephone pole.
He ruffled up his neck,
And shit about a peck,
He puckered up his little asshole.
(point at violators): Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole,
He puckered up his little asshole.
THEY OUGHT TO BE PUBLICLY PISSED ON
Melody - My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
They ought to be publicly pissed on,
They ought to be publicly shot (bang, bang),
They ought to be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot, and rot, and rot…
THIS IS YOUR DOWN-DOWN SONG
This is your Down-Down song,
It isn't very long. . . .
TO THE SLOW DRINKER
All this time that you're taking,
I know that you're faking,
We could be masturbating,
I fear.
Now we've run out of song,
And we won't get along,
Until you finish,
That fucking beer!
TWINKIE, TWINKIE, LITTLE HASHER
Melody - Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star
Twinkie, twinkie, little Hasher,
Can't you suck a little faster?
Down upon my meat so slow,
Like a whale about to blow,
Twinkie, twinkie, little Hasher,
Can't you suck a little faster?
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VIAGRA
Melody - Doe, a Deer
Give some pills, the famous 'V',
We will watch him eat 'em down.
Boys, you know if he takes them all,
Tonight he'll never get to sleep.
Oh, the story fun to tell,
How, it rose and never fell.
Girls, you'd laugh if you could see,
beat his rock-hard wee-wee wee wee wee wee wee.
VISITOR'S SONG
Melody - Underdog Theme
SONGMASTER:
There's no need to fear!
PACK:
We've got lots of beer!
When visitors in this hash appear,
And pay five bucks to drink our beer,
And offend all those who see or hear,
The cry goes out both far and near to,
DRINK IT DOWN
Drink it down
DRINK IT DOWN
Drink it down,
Speed of lightening, roar of thunder,
Drink it down, or show us Chunder,
Drink it down. . . .
OPTIONAL SECOND VERSE:
When in this world the Hash Trash reads,
Of those who think they've come to breed,
And steal hash things from those who need,
The call goes out with blinding speed to,
DRINK IT DOWN,
Drink it down,
DRINK IT DOWN,
Drink it down,
Speed of lightening, roar of thunder,
Drink it down. . . . .
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WANKY DOODLE
Melody - Yankee Doodle
Wanky Doodle went to bed,
A-wanking on his plumbing,
Took forever and a day,
Until he was a-cumin'.
Wanky Doodle, shake it up,
Wanky Doodle dandy,
Wanky Doodle, shake it up,
You are so very handy.
WERE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT?
Melody - Are You Lonesome Tonight?
Were you lonesome tonight,
Was the hash out of sight,
Are you sorry you strayed from true trail?
Did your throat feel real dry,
Underneath the hot sky,
When you thought of the beer did you wail?
Are the sores on your feet, raw and filled up with puss?
When you gazed down the road, did you pray for a bus?
Are your legs filled with pain,
Will you shortcut again,
Tell me fool, were you lonesome tonight?
WE'VE GOT VIRGINS
Melody - Frere Jacques
We've got virgins
We've got virgins,
At our hash
At our hash,
Gonna get'em drunked up,
Gonna get'em fucked up,
Down the hatch,
Up the ass,
WHERE WERE YOU LAST WEEK?
Melody - Where Oh Where Were You Last Night (from Hee Haw)
Where, Oh Where were you last week?
Why did you make us hash all alone?
You Fat Lazy Bastards, You weren't even here.
So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the Beer.
Drink it down, down, down, down . . .
WHINING POEM
I'm not black
I'm not white
The color of my skin tonight
Is Bleeding Red, with Mud of Brown,
(the hash trail was not laid downtown)
Greenish slime, and ooze of yellow.
(Gispert was a jolly fellow)
I don't care. As you can tell
Down-downs made me drunk as hell
Look to the sky! The full moon is shining
So On!On! into the night
AND QUIT YOUR WHINING!
WHY ARE WE WAITING?
Melody - Come Let Us Adore Him
Why are we waiting,
Could be fornicating (masturbating, etc),
Oh, why are we waiting,
So fucking long, etc . . .
WHY WAS HE BORN SO BEAUTIFUL?
Melody - Itself
Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all?
He's no fuckin' use to anyone,
He's no bloody use at all.
They say he's a joy to his mother,
But he's a pain in the asshole to me,
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